Jaden Smith NEEDS an ass kicking so bad. All the kids on this list are so fucking annoying.

I am the child of Republicans & I turned out to basically be a communist.

I totally understand how you reached this conclusion, but have you ever been to Iowa? For modernish urbanites in 2015, it surely looks like the Republican field is diligently striving to have the least appealing message possible that simultaneously offends the most people. However, the polls are clear that Republican…

Your first sentence so elegantly captures how I felt about his demeanor in the debate. He reminded me of my uncle, who has retrograde amnesia.

I wish I could unsee this. No doubt I will dream of sleeping in a nice bed intombed with heaps of bones all weekend.

This notion that arming teachers or other non-police professions is appalling. A teacher’s job is to teach & arming them is just a way of accepting that these mass slaughters are now just as much a part of American culture as baseball. Armed teachers normalizes the idea that schools are regular venues for violence,…

His supporters are the people who think pro wrestling is a real sport. They drink Bud Lite Lime & Fireball shots exclusively with other whites in semi-furnished garages that have air-hockey tables.

All these Republicans make me feel queasy when they talk, but especially Huckabee. I never went to church as a kid, and so when people talk about Jesus or use Bible-logic to justify these horrific scenarios the carry the same weight with me as using Santa or the Toothfairy to justify a murder. If you’re not religious,…