It’s fine. It’s easier than butter and crisps the bread well. What is it with you people and making these grand, unsupported statements, and acting like you’re doing something profound?

This is an odd response. The original comment was vaguely interesting and the commenter even admitted his comment was neither here nor there. You seem like you’ve had a really bad day?

I actually know this guy in a round about way. Only met twice, and never really talked. I was friends with his ex-girlfriend. He paid her $120k+ to make craigslist posts recruiting girls to San Diego. The posts were super generic, and I was always confused why she got paid so much. She would just smoke weed in my room…

I think the refs actually handled it pretty well and shouldn’t have called off the game. The key missing information is prior to the second stoppage the refs asked Gareth Southgate if he wanted to take his team off the field. He said no. They also talked to the England team during half time about suspending the match.…

Excellent novel. Would read again

Not to put too fine a point on it, but you came to a story about a New Jersey university to shit on Indiana in three separate posts, so it would appear you give at least a small shit.

I mean, Ireland didn’t leave the pitch when Bulgaria used the veela to sway the ref.

lol fuck out of here with a reasonable take that doesn’t jump to an extreme character judgment

That’s a little bit harsh of a take.

“Today, I have the wonderful job of naming this week’s Star Sportswriter. And this week, our Star Sportswriter is a man whose thoroughly unremarkable beer tangents have become a thing of legend. This week’s Star Sportswriter is...Peter King!”

The commentariate here would have lost their damn mind if Deadspin posted this inside a woman’s locker room, showing a nude woman’s team of any kind. Seriously, what the hell? Going to start posting a bunch of nip slips to go with your LeBron dick pics from him adjusting his shorts in a game and crap like this out of…

It only works if the joke goes beyond ref cosplay! Wear sunglasses! A white cane with a red top! A damn money bag or some dumb shit.

You gonna insult Darryl Philbin that way?

My gf and i regularly play ‘guess who these tv show characters would vote for in real life’ and i maintain that literally everyone on The Office except for Oscar (maybe) would be full on QAnon/trump supporters. 

“Mine!” -Kempf

*murdered by Portland Timbers fans* 

Certainly:

I don’t give 2 shits about country music, but it turns out Brad Paisley can actually shred.

I am cool. Mostly because my desk is right under an a/c vent and I forgot my cardigan today.

Feels kinda hypocritical to run all these posts about how evil Amazon is on a site that runs the Inventory’s “Here’s what’s on sale today on Amazon” post every day.

I would’ve told the NBA that my tattoo was to honor the Better Business Bureau, and then if they still insisted I cover it up, reported the NBA to the Better Business Bureau.