I saw a rumor floating around that Benicio del Toro has promised to show up in heels to protest this fuckery. Please let this be true.

I can confirm her HW nudes mean comment thing (not that people don’t believe you.) My bff is bffs with a bff of her fiance. (I hope that kept my secret identity in tact yet affirmed my legit status).

When I was pregnant with my first child I had no clue I was pregnant until I was 5 in a half months along. I am not a stupid person. I had excellent sex education and a mother in the medical profession whom I could, and did, ask any sex or body related question to. Yet, here I was 21 years ago pregnant at over 5…

Yes, look downthread and you’ll see my epic novel about all the drama.

*passes around pastries and coffee because it’s morning* Prepare yourselves. This is gon be long. Also: I wasn’t there for any of these occurrences. This is just what I have heard from multiple, very reliable people during separate encounters.

Seriously, don’t feel bad for her. My two best friends worked for both Swift and Perry on a couple of different occasions- separate of course- and I am very close with Gomez’s (and Demi’s) former acting and singing coaches. Lemme tell you a thing: Perry is a horrid, manipulative individual. Taylor Swift is…

As someone who worked on a tour with Katy Perry - She is a very, very mean person.

I think you’re kind of missing the point on this particular article. The point is you had the choice. You like doing that stuff? Awesome! That’s great that you are able to live a life where you can do it, and yes, you should be able to live that life without judgment. I understand you dislike the mocking or rolled…

Bill Walton used to live on the same street as me in Cambridge. I never saw him, though my sister did. She was heading down into the Porter Sq. T station and was struck by the grotesquely tall man in front of her, until she became star struck, realizing it was Bill Walton. In a daze, she kept trying to walk thru the…

I can help you with one of these. Ellie Kemper was adorable, sweet, and very polite when I was working as an assistant at her talent agency. Introduced herself and shook my hand - you’d be surprised how many of them don’t even look at us.

At the end of my pregnancy, I kept having my doctor reassure me that the craziest things were “perfectly normal.” “Doc, I look like I’m walking on two enormous marshmallows instead of feet, I’m hungry all the time but can’t eat without severe heartburn, and I get winded walking more than ten feet. Also, I'm speaking…

Planned Parenthood will give you actual facts and does not encourage women to do one thing or another, leaving the choice up to the woman. Most Planned Parenthood facilities don’t provide abortions, but they will refer you to someplace you can have one if you want one.

The Tito’s/Tanqueray thing reminds me of this time back in my mid-20s when I went to this party my then-roommate’s friends were throwing. I didn’t really know the people at this party, but there was free booze, so whatever. I’m making random small talk with this dude who, it became quickly apparent, was a total…

SLEEVES. This was my endless quest. To the person who asked for sleeves, I also really wanted sleeves when I got married last year! You could try what I did out of desperation: Chop a sleeved dress in half (have a tailor put some elastic on the bottom) and stick it on top of a skirt you like! It was really cheap…

This is where I tell everyone that LA Burdick's makes THE BEST hot chocolate ever. It's melted chocolate (you can pick from white, milk, dark, or single-origin) and steamed milk. It's rich AF and so, so worth it.

Shout out to the “woman battering human landfill” description of Floyd Mayweather.

Maybe one of the dozen or so women he cheated with is willing to have his kid?

This is purely about him having some form of control over her life. He is a 40 year old man with money, his sperm is most likely fine or at least good enough to IVF another set of embryos with an egg donor and then implant into a surrogate; but no, he wants the DNA of his ex-fiancee so he can forever be linked to her.

Last night my glass of chardonnay was like “This is a stunning critique of both the boy band industrial complex and the experience of living under the male gaze” and I was like “you make a really good point chardonnay, let’s open another pack of pizelles”.