“Americans use food as proxy for realness.”

Don’t give a shit about Beto or his campaign.  Likewise don’t give a shit whether he, or any other politician, provides the appropriate amount of Proper Homage to the given food icon of the moment.

that generation is so jacked full of cluster b's and narcissists who will freak the fuck out so loudly it will never happen.  Theyll just keep killing decent younger people.

“The driver of the SUV was a 77-year-old man who thought the vehicle was in reverse, when he hit the accelerator and was in drive instead.”

I guess I shouldn’t be shocked at the sheer number of icon-less shitheads here who’ve decided that a man being cleared by his employers equals innocent of any wrong-doing. But I am. User A Girl Named Bucky is right: interpreting things differently doesn’t let you off the hook for being creepy or sexual assault, and…

Is this from the Dark Crystal sequel?

Have machines call balls and strikes. It’s time. 

I think they should make it lower, not higher. Take it down to 7-8ft clearance so it is immediately obvious that no truck could ever make it through. Right now it is in sort of an uncanny valley height, people who are bad at judging scale can’t quite parse that it is a few inches too low. Add some new solid structure,…

Most of them don’t even touch it - they hit the crash barrier braced in front of it, built specifically to mitigate damage to the structure itself. The bridge still has full health points!

Did you play? Or did you just have an abnormally large amount of altercations with football players for some reason? Lol

Little guys with big friends starting shit.

Wait, why were so many collegiate football players picking fights with you?

Villain Pub from How it Should have Ended.

Yep, all of this.

You imply it’s a dispassionate observation, but “what a weird nerve” is explicitly judgmental about the way in which he’s responding without addressing the substance.

The last time I was bothered by a screen in a restaurant was in a dark, quiet restaurant and parents let their kids play on iPads at full brightness with the sound on.

Let’s see: You were criticizing the vociferousness with which he’s commenting, rather than criticizing the substance of his arguments. That’s tone policing.

This is my issue with the game and why I prefer apples to apples. Everytime I play a smart, non edgy joke, some dipshit always picks the sex joke even if it doesn't work.

Tone policing! Five-yard penalty.

No you fuck off. You really care so much what other people are doing? Who even said anything about Instagram?