ah your from Temecula that explains a lot.

This bracket was bad and you should feel bad. Also, next time you should let the readers vote. Otherwise, just do an Underexplained List if you just want to tell us what eggs you think are good.

I am simultaneously saddened by the wrongness of this take and very disappointed at the M.Night Shyamalan level of lazy swerve in the setup.

Plus you KNOW this is a work because over-easy didn’t make it out of the first round.

Nah, I hooked people up occasionally.  I just never had any reason to do it because I was somehow eavesdropping on their drive thru conversation.

Well, this was as disappointing as it was inevitable. There isn’t even a favorable argument for poached, despite the drawbacks like the rather unattractive presentation, the monotonous texture, the inability to pair with other foods, on and on and on.

>In a just world? She gets fired.

This machine brings the pain.

And neither does the person quoted in this article. But this all reads like made up bullshit to someone who worked fast food for years. Nobody is giving you extra “ketchup” or anything else because you had a bad day and there is a shitload of noise near the microphone. You aren’t clearly hearing most conversations…

I think you have “your opinion” and “objective fact” confused. One, is like, your opinion man.  The other, in your case, is also your opinion.

The less human interaction I have to experience over the course of a day, the happier I am.

Lol, I worked in fast food for like eight years. The people in the drive through don’t give a shit about what you’re saying unless they’ve already started taking your order. If they told you to wait, they aren’t paying attention to you, they’re focusing on whatever they needed to do before taking your order. Unless…

You get your food faster through a drive through. Just about every fast food restaurant prioritizes the drive through over the the front counter. Even when waiting behind 5 cars.

neither. there’s a class of people who just have to be proselytizing zealots.  Some of them latch onto veganism, some latch on to running, others cycling, etc.  

You ever look into a vegan’s eyes when they say that vegan cheese is just as good as the real thing and they don’t even notice a difference? So dead, those eyes. 

nope. there’s too much fat in pepperoni to “stick” to the cheese. The tendency to cup or not to cup has to do with how the pepperoni was stuffed into its casing.

Why aren’t you letting the commenters vote, as is tradition for foolish March brackets in these parts?

I am in no way defending anything Felicity did in this shit show, but given the her crime was paying off crooked people to get her worthless children getting into colleges they neither deserved or gave 1 or less fucks about, is guns drawn really necessary?

It’s probably more to prevent her from suicide than protecting themselves.