That is ridiculous, a single imaginary cashew or almond will keep you feeling fuller, longer.

If I could download a sandwich, you better believe my ass is doing so. 

Ring’s company line from the beginning has always been “we can do no wrong” even when proven with hard facts that problems were on their end. I wouldn’t put it past them lying about a breach or about sharing data. They are scumbags. The only reason I still have my two is they are hardwired floodlights and actually do…

Growing up we used to leave a 6er in a brown paper bag during the holidays or if we had something big that we knew the American Pickers wouldn't vulture up.  But my current dudes don't get anything.  They have a crane to pick shit up.

I was a Ring early adopter. This is exactly the shit they did on the Reddit sub leading up to the company taking complete control and banning those of us pointing out their extreme deficiencies.  

I bought a pioneer double prong and I regret it every time I use it, though the belt is fantastic otherwise. Wish I would have gone with the “Pioneer Cut” like Beth did.

I am neither a Tesla Fan (in fact I think he is a tool) nor someone who wants to be in the Tesla image-sphere. I am however in my 40s and loved Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors as a kid. Now I just need to find a giant old man grabby thing or a giant pizza cutter to mount to the top.

I’m pretty sure this movie is responsible for my fear of spiders, needles, and Gene Simmons without makeup.

I know, right? Vinny doesn’t share food, and sure as hell not with some hunk of wood with 10 pounds of chewing gum stuck underneath.

I love him. I feel like when Mike Judge cowrote or gave notes on the character, he was like “Give me a live action, filthy rich, Butthead.”

I thoroughly enjoyed it.  It had a few slow moments, but I feel like that is to be expected.  

You hope for that, you end up with Bobbum man coming for your equipmunk.

Sometimes I feel like I’m the only person watching “On Becoming a God in Central Florida.”

I am going to watch this to get some closure, but I totally fell asleep halfway through the second season, came back and finished it a month ago, then fell asleep halfway through the third season but woke up and just watched the last episode. This show wins the award for most boring adaptation of an interesting…

I was just teasing really but yeah that would be an interesting, though probably dangerous research project.

But we had La Bamba’s burritos as big as your head, we didn’t need no stinking Taco Bell.

I too have seen the final sequence of Scorsese’s Casino.

Especially if you embossed something like “Live, Laugh, Love” onto the surface.  

Yeah sure, if you are a prole and can’t afford luxury kitchen gadgets. 🤪

This is why I think “kitchen bench vise” should absolutely be a thing. Just think of the look and utility of the Kitchenaid Artisan Series Bench Vise with stainless screw and handle. $379 at Bed, Bath and Beyond.