I think it would be acceptable to talk to every single person in the restaurant about this until the bill was fixed. I think if it still wasn’t fixed it would be acceptable to walk out without paying and wait in the parking lot and see if they actually follow through with the threatened call to police.

Yes, I believe that was covered with the passage

I would not go out with this person. 

I don’t remember where I heard the story (maybe here?) but someone was a server and their customer had eaten 3/4 of the hamburger before complaining that it wasn’t done properly. The restaurant cooked another burger for them and the manager brought it out to the customer.

I’m not buying that. She had to know Johnny was a trainwreck for years.

sorry, but if I was a customer in there when they showed up, I’d have high-tailed it out of there. I’m somewhat into metalcore, but not in a restaurant. If I want to hear loud live music I go to a fucking concert or at least a bar/club where they advertise live music.

I used to work at a hotel that catered to celebrities of various A-D levels. Once, Jimmy Buffett was scheduled to arrive, although we had him booked under a pseudonym: Cal Amari. Mr. Buffett arrived and wanted a room under Buffett, but that wasn’t the name and not everyone at the Fronty Desk was a hip Parrothead like…

This is truly the League of Extraordinary Dipshits.

I won’t be able to lock in a catch-up date with you for the time being, but I’d love to swap information so when I’m more able I can reach out.

Right, the opening snaps off, leaving the cork and the glass surrounding it flying off. Champagne corks eject at about 25 mph, so I estimated 20 mph for cork and glass, which admittedly might be a little high.

Hi Nick -

That’s not true, I’ve lived in towns with laws against turning your yard into a junkyard, no hoa required. There’s a reasonable limit to things, then there’s an HOA.

Fuck that noise. I’ve been shaving my head since like... 5th grade at least.  I lost track of the white people who asked to touch my hair by the time I was 12.

Tomsula must be rolling in his grave.

I’m just left with so many questions...Chris has a husband, but also a sweet sixteen, is Chris a man or woman?

Eh. Better to say he recommends against - he’s put in two for my mother so he doesn’t refuse to do it. If I insisted, he’d do it. But I garden so missing out on the compost would be stupid. 

As a wise man once said “Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I won’t eat the filthy mutherfucker.”

BA recently published this article praising the Skura sponge. I have them in my Amazon cart but haven’t bought them yet.

Counter-point https://www.amazon.com/Scotch-Brite-Heavy-Duty-Dishwand-1-Dishwand/dp/B074TVJYPL/ref=sr_1_13?keywords=dishwand&qid=1551201458&s=gateway&sr=8-13-spell

Same for me. Unless I put something other than water in it, it’s probably not getting cleaned. Possibly related: I drink my coffee black and only clean the mug I use at work annually before our holiday break.