Some olds (including me) remember when a draft beer with a raw egg in it was considered a healthy breakfast for a steelworker or longshoreman.

I know those words but that post makes no sense.

“If you drunk-order a pizza, you can’t ask for a refund when you sober up” what kind of pizzas are you ordering that they cost the same as a mid-range Toyota?

To all the butthurt: has a single one of you ever been “forced” into veganism by a vegan?

Sure you do. 

This is why I put my burgers in a cold pan, and bring up to heat slowly. Usually doesn’t need much in the way of oil, if any, ‘cause the burgers have more than enough fat in them to cook themselves.

No you don’t. You’re lying.

So we have come to the point that vegans cannot even take out a bank loan without telling someone they are a vegan.

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

To me it should matter. Especially if its something thats going to change or benefit you. You should do something for the benefit it has to YOU. Not for how people will perceive you or because its the new hotness everyone is trying. Too many people live their lives like that now. If any of that is the case can you…

“As God as my witness, I thought turkey burgers could fry.”

Also:

Sorkin’s a hack and should be forced to retire

I wish America had regulations on lamp height. I'm so sick of brodozers and SUVs/CUVs literally giving me enough light to read in my cabin because their headlights are 6 feet off the ground.

Ugh, where to begin? It’s the “me first” mentality of really not thinking about anything else on the road.

Ha, I love when randomers call wildly successful writers like Sorkin ‘hacks’. Although maybe they themselves write content for a website or something amazing like that.  

Anything that pisses off people who use the term “mansplaining” seriously isn’t all bad.

I know it might be an unpopular position, but you stick your face in a woman’s face in an aggressive, threatening manner, someone’s going to kick your ass.  So regardless of the venue, someone acts in a threatening and hostile manner towards my wife, what happens next is on them not me.

It’s Wisconsin. That something in the water is beer-cheese soup.

I received my Astrophsics degree from The Neil DeGrasse Tyson Institute of Quantum Mechanics and Not Telling Anyone What You Saw.