My girlfriend calls this type of music pregnant-teenager-music, which seems to cover it pretty well.

I’m sorry you are.

Not all pop music is shit, but Us Weekly with a drum machine in te background is.  It's Teen Beat music.

Similarly, Paul McCartney wrote a version of ‘Hey Jude’ where he tells Jude to shut the fuck up and get over himself.

This is not music, but a gossip column mixed with a 12 year old's diary.

If you have a food allergy, it’s up to you to deal with it.  

I’ve been talking about the need to end the 40 hour work week ever since I heard that economists said a 30 hour work week would be better. I think it’s especially important to shorten the week for people who haven’t really found any work they actually enjoy and are just doing the job to get by. 

I know that this is Canada so it isn’t actually a 1st amendment debate but I still have the same take on this one always have. Districts should either allow all vanity plates or none at all. The government has no business picking and choosing what novelty bullshit its OK making money off and what is “in poor taste.”

Hell yes—  I could get everything I need to get done done in a four-day work week (or a five-day week with much shorter days) and be happier and more productive for it, guaranteed.

Sorry about Fluffy’s poor showing at Westminster this year.

This is so good. Thank you for giving me permission to forgive myself for never following through with establishing a side hustle. I already spend so many hours on my primary job and commuting that I feel don’t have enough time for my past times, socializing, and self care that I feel are essential to my health and…

One popular theory is that over the last couple of decades parents have been cautioned not to expose young children to peanuts until later in life and that might actually increase the odds of developing an allergy. Exposing them to the allergen at a younger age when their immune system is still developing may allow…

Sand also doesn’t dissolve and I’d imagine I’d have quite a mess on my sidewalks come spring. 

Over the past 30 years, we’ve seen the rise of antibacterial soap, hand sanitizer, and poor antibiotic stewardship which not only impacts resistance but can hinder gut bacteria. We’ve also seen kids staying inside more and having less time outside, so the immune system has very little to do. Add into that that over…

This article suggests to stop using salt but offers no viable alternative. Until that exists I will salt. I don’t want a member of my family or a stranger being injured due to falling on a slippery sidewalk in front of my house. This is both because I care about people and because I don’t want to be sued. I suppose…

Why anybody chooses to live in a major city, i have no idea. I dont care how good your walk score is or how authentic the local ethnic cuisine is, paying crazy money (or having 4 roommates) for a tiny space and not having personal transport cannot be worth it.

For what a closet costs in NYC i got a big house and half…

I’m about the last person to deliver a “today’s kids are soft take”, but all this peanut shit has gotten fucking ridiculous.

I’ve got peanut and nut allergies, and I hate this. There’s a huge difference between attending a ballpark with snacks as deadly as cyanide, and walking into a Five Guy’s where there’s literally peanuts everywhere. I hate needing special accommodations because of my condition. I’ve been to countless sporting events…

Rob Gronkowski explained it to Tom Brady who explained it to Bill Belichick who explained it to Robert Kraft who explained it to Trump. I am almost certain.

That’s two episodes in a row now that Cicada has been stabbed, incapacitated on the ground, and yet not captured. Those West-Allen girls have got to learn how to finish the job.