Have everyone at the office (no matter sex/gender) bring in a picture of the same co-worker (say Kevin). Then later on have that person come in and see how awkward it gets.

I wouldn’t worry about. Unilaterally deciding to buy a motorcycle without discussing it with your partner is some fucked up shit. 

Iris didn’t tell anyone she was going to Cicada’s house, did she?

chorizo = mexican? excuse me, chorizo is spanish

• If you have small children with you, protect them by picking them up so they won’t panic and run.

Weird, for the longest time I always considered chorizo to from Spain....

Hell, this isn’t even about not tipping well (amount). This is a nonsense article about how you’re suddenly evil if you’re not tipping correctly (method).

How about.... No. I don’t carry cash I don’t need to start to worry about tipping. If you don’t like it on the credit card receipt don’t work for tips.

Someone gave the wrong answer when Canseco asked, “Do you want to know the terrifying truth, or do you want to see me sock a few dingers?”

Met a man in Albuquerque

That’s such a weird take for the manager to have. Like “here, good sir, I am LITERALLY HANDING YOU GOBS OF CASH.”

What should I do in such a case?

I’m okay with this. Thus, the matter is settled.

I feel like if you need parenting advice from a website on how to deal with your kids when they’re out of school, then you’ve probably done a terrible job raising them up to this point to be in this situation.

Counter point: Dishes, laundry, sweep, vacuum, clean rooms, clean bathroom.

John Cena? What’s the point, we can’t see him.

How can BGS be this shit, like honestly this isn’t even on the level of the mostly logical yet greedy “Business first” practices of ActiBliz or EA but some altogether some new form of just being fucking useless at their jobs.

You are wrong, ma’am. OBJECTIVELY WRONG! These billboards are a wonderful cultural icon of I-95, and should be respected as much.

“Log off”? Is it 1997?