The IRS’s withholding calculator is garbage. It consistently underestimates the number of w/h I should have. What would be super awesome fantastic is if we could just give our employer a percent to deduct - I know what my effective tax rate is, let me just tell you to deduct THAT (or likely slightly MORE than that…

Wow. So, like deconstructed hot dish.

Many years ago, I had a stranger get down on one knee in a bar/restaurant and propose to me. He was practically shouting, with his hand on his heart, “Marry me, Ham! Make me the happiest man in the world!” (I think he was on drugs.) I was like, “please go away” and there were audible gasps, so then I had to shout…

Thinking a public marriage proposal is cute shit doesn’t make you a special human being.  That’s like the fucking least amount of effort anyone could put into supporting other people.

Don’t.

Now we just have to wait for Taco Bell’s inevitable victory.

Pretty sure they’re back from winter break at Carnegie Mellon by now.

When Haley said “That’s an order” to Supergirl I REALLY wanted her to say “I don’t work for you anymore”. A “bitch” tacked onto the end would have also been welcome.

I expected this would end up with one of the Morai on the verge of killing Haley and Alex letting it in order to keep Kara’s secret.

Perfect metaphor for America right now. Nobody but a fucking asshole wants the president we have, and nobody but a fucking asshole wants to see this team in another Super Bowl. Just one more thing to endure.

Booth reviews. That’s all you need. College rules.

Typing this as I listen to Tony Romo debate whether Julian Edelman’s thumb-nail-atomic-layer’s-outmost-electroncloud scraped the football, but...

+3 shells

Despite changing his number, when he loses his temper Matt once again becomes a DUMBA55.

I’ve known about the development of 8K for well over a decade now, and I’m basically going to sit on my currently eight year-old 1080p TV until 8K becomes as affordable as 4K is now. It certainly won’t happen in 2019.

I mean I haven’t even bothered going to 4K yet because I just can’t see the value prop in it right now. 

Wendy’s has been firing shots for years now. The Bell is clearly playing the long game.

Well Demolition Man already told us how that turns out so...

“I’m microchipped and still do football good.”

Dear Splinter,