Ford/Honda/Toyota - “Uh, no.”

Fault doesn’t work like that. It was 100% her fault. It was also the fault of other people, including the bars that served her.

Yeah, now you’re just being pedantic for the sake of being a pedantic asshole.  Goodbye.

I bet the patron was (unjustifiably) pissed when they discovered the restaurant doesn’t serve a “Liter-a-Cola.”

Do not do this. Never do this. Your friends’ financial situations are not your business. Neither are their tipping habits.

How much ya skwat?

I wash jeans most often after the first wear. Im a messy eater and sweaty so it behooves me to do this. More than outright failure is that the color changes and they don’t age as gracefully as normal denim.

Yup. Nobody makes pants that fit someone who does lots of lower body lifting. Nobody. The only way to do it is to add material in the but so it is shaped better to butt muscles. I also HATE stretchy jeans, they fail on me really quickly.

Not nearly as often. And not nearly as often resulting in violence. 

I mean sure he’d make more money up front, but if he has a long MLB career he could end up making more money. Not to mention there’s always the possibility of suffering a career threatening injury on any given play, or developing CTE and having a poorer quality of life when his career is over. But who cares about…

This video is a great argument in favor of announcers shutting the fuck up.

In the “interview”—which was picked up by a number of news sites, including our own—Johnson supposedly defamed the members of “generation snowflake” in a generally un-Rock-like fashion, being quoted as saying that “this generation are looking for a reason to be offended.”

It isn’t that baffling. No site in the Gawkmodoverse is going to miss an opportunity to virtue signal, especially at the expense of someone of immense celebrity.

Easy answer key for you

“Meanwhile, The Daily Star’s story continues to be up on the paper’s site; the organization has been sued for (and settled over) libel charges a number of times over the years, but it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview with one of Earth’s most…

The nation has a surplus of cheese; perhaps they should consider queso?

Yeah, I think that is the single most cringeworthy name of a sit-down “Mexican” restaurant I have ever heard. It screams “trashy South”. I’d put down $10 that every server there says “jah-la-pee-nos”