Because it is not expected?

I’ve known about this, but I guess my inner Mr. Pink comes out. As a former bartender/waiter/busboy/dishwasher/kitchen help (which when spoken correctly is as a profanity), tipping is supposed to be used in situations where the service provider interacts with the consumer AND the provider is paid below minimum wage.
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I’m still waiting for the RyanAir pilots to start standing at the jetway, cap held out to accept tips as you board, observing there’s really bad turbulence on some possible routes.

I don’t see why you should have to tip at all if you don’t have any house cleaning during your stay. Having to prepare a room for the next guest isn’t something that should be tip worthy. If you want to throw them a few bucks then tipping one day is certainly the way to go.

I’m the type of person, who doesn’t want the staff in my room during my stay. So if I’m there for the weekend, I don’t have them clean up at all. Should I just tip one day? Because that’s what I’ve been doing. 

Wrong, you found the guy who can't quite break into the security guard game.

Of course this was in the fucking Hill District. 

Everyone clutching pearls and wringing their hands over this needs to get the hell off the internet. I watched it for about 7 seconds and figured out that he was probably on a dirt access road that presumably exists for government or utility vehicles to bypass traffic. Someone does their job and gets shit for it…

OK, that was pretty good... A star for you, sir!

All the above techniques have the same negative impact as spanking:

friendo, the free continental breakfast is included with my hotel room.

you can fuck right off to where you came from telling me that i should not use all that i pay for with my hotel stay. you and the other shit for brains recommending room service are a very special kind of fucking stupid.

“As I have said many times, lots of people have no business eating out.”

“fuck you” was me being cordial to that. 

it’s breakfast, eaten at breakfast time, in my room; because i dont want to be around people in the morning.

fuck you.

“A goal, a minor penalty, and a major penalty is what we’ll call a Tom Wilson Hat Trick.”

Tough shit, chuckles!

Yeah, well, I hate that you wrote this.

How is this any weirder than all of the fake articles on the AV Club about bands they made up?

I disagree! I have those people too (I work in a huge office building, and we get tons of people who run downtown during their lunch breaks), but it’s an entirely different smell. It’s like when people used to hang laundry to dry on a clothes line...it smelled like outside when you brought it in.

Jesus fucking christ, man.

I haven’t paid for a pen in decades. I’m a (retired) physician and every pharmaceutical rep always had pens. I had so many pens that when one of my hospitals decided they were going to make nurses bring their own pens to work I opened up a desk drawer and donated over 100 pens to them without making a dent in my…