Not kind of a dick. If he actually does this he is a world class dick. Even if the people he is doing this to are stupid for holding work convos in public.

I’d love to see the voir dire process for this. I think you’d have trouble finding any juror willing to convict no matter what evidence they had on you.

Just make sure it is a tank or sleeveless T and not some shirt with the “sleeves” cut so low that it doesn’t have sides anymore.  That is the mark of a douchebro.  

Sounds like it.  Need more people to stand up for that kind of stuff.  Nobody wants to rock the boat anymore.  

CFA causes a lot of traffic around here because the drive thrus back up on to the roads but they are always moving. Meanwhile when I go to Mcflakshit the drive through could be empty and I still wait 10 minutes for my food and going in just gets your food manhandled by the meth-heads that stand there pretending to…

This article is triggering my gag reflex on multiple levels.  You can have Nuggs if you never type the word wunderkind again, quote or not.  Deal?

Yes I do want a reboot. But I want the 3 women to be the new Golden Girls and Chandler’s “dad” being the new Sophia.  

Its been a long time but you reminded me of the line situation.  Yeah that was another reason I didn’t like it.  And I think your analogy is spot on.  

How dare you like reading and commenting about more than one thing!

Agreed, but some people are actually fucking crazy nutjobs IRL too.  

LOL How is that JD from “the internets” working out for you?

I’ve been to Atlanta probably 50+ times and I’ve had Varsity exactly once, about 17 years ago. Chalk me up as another who was not impressed. Plus, while I know they are in a rush, and it doesn’t really apply to me because I already know what I want before I walk in a fast food place, the whole “attitude” stuff I find…

Strangely, “charming” is not something I look for in my fast food.  

I can think of worse ways to go. 

Agreed. Ours brings us empty boxes to the table and a second box already packed with extra breadsticks.

Same here. There aren’t too many super fancy restaurants around here but in the rare occasion that my gluttonous ass doesn’t finish my meal I ask them to bring me the boxes. If they try to insist that they take it to do it themselves, I insist the opposite, very politely at first. I’ve never lost that argument. There…

One less layer of shit to point to the other layer of shit and say “its their job to handle.”

I don’t care if my body was able to “handle” eating a pound of manure every day that doesn’t mean I’m going to do it and the thought of it is even turning my stomach. I thought all the foul folks gravitated towards Deadspin where they seem to relish in shitting themselves all the time, but I guess not.

This is good. Personally, I would maybe get a sat phone in #3 (and a sat-hotspot, even at slow speeds you can send an important photo or document if you need to) and in #4 I would go on a long ass all-inclusive luxury cruise.

What?! Fuck. I’ve been running this chicken farm all wrong.