Eventually they will be owned by a Trump subsidiary, then the world will end, but not before a full page unclosable add for Trump-brand hotdog sandwiches.

I can’t even figure out what is going on.  

I almost need to see it to believe it lol. In all honesty though the child in me would love to bring in some strongman implements and see how they go over, kinda like the videos of people trying to purposefully set off the lunk alarm at PF.  

Bougie or not, “gym’s pool bar” is a phrase that shouldn’t exist. It sounds like the fever dream of an Instagram fitness “influencer.” 

Lacroix is bland tasting garbage.  I’d rather drink plain tap water.

Curious if you guys adjust your tipping as regulars. The places we are regulars at we tend to tip more because we like the bartenders but also because we may hang out there for awhile and at points we will just drink a water or soda so we don’t get plowed.

I used to use DMAA quite a bit back in the day (Original formula Jack3d plus a dash of bulk DMAA to increase the amount). I’d probably not take it anymore if it was still available since my blood pressure is already a bit elevated by stress, but it was yet another effective pre-workout ingredient that was banned by…

Sams Club/Costco also has good deals usually on some of the bigger brands.  

It doesn’t help that every single one of those you mentioned has really stepped up pushing the Jezebel and Splinter-esque poison lately.

Funny they both made me call my local Naval recruiter.  

INRI outta nowhere.

JFC these ads are stupid, and I use the same stuff my wife does (Kiehls), except body wash (she likes the scent of the old spice one I use). But it must be exhausting getting so bent about shit like this that you can write 1800+ words about it. And as I write this I see this was crossposted from Jezebel, because of…

Still not a neckbeard.

Stark, you’re like the poster child for birth control.

Yeah there are definitely some benefits to dealing with the cold.  I haven't had Molson in ages, but most hockey tournaments down here are sponsored by Labatt so upon entry you get some shwag and a case of Blue lol

Like, I don’t understand how so many don’t understand this.

Seriously love Scrimshaw. One of my first experiences with a 50+ tap beer place about 10 years or so ago I had just ate a big meal and was looking for something less filling and used the words “like a Coors lite.” The guy gave me such a hard time that he almost got hit in the mouth (glad I didn’t, I ended up meeting…

Those damn aliens dragging their flip flops when they walk.

Knock it off Rudd.

They are the absolute worst around here.  If I see a CR-V (and I see a lot) I keep my distance.