I don’t always agree with your takes, but in this case, especially as a childfree who moved away from family, I would subscribe to your newsletter.

Starred for coming back and owning it.  Good on you.  

I about spit out my water on that line. Likable by who, sociopaths?

Charge a cover for when the food pop ups are there, do wrist bands for food that cost a couple bucks, serve only bottled water that costs money, plenty of ways to get around this. Even when I DD I usually order a diet coke and insist they charge me for it so I can card-tip based on how long I’ve been there. The…

Another thing that they could do is say the tap water isn’t for sale and sell bottled water. Plenty of ways this could be handled as a business owner without bitching on social media.  Some people really should have to earn their internet time.  

Yep all over the place here and they even started delivering again a year or so ago, which is pretty great for me.  

I like you!

I like Pizza Hut. Anybody having a problem with that can line up behind everyone else currently giving me a hard time about liking stuff.  

Ah ok that makes sense.  100% it is.  

Seriously. I’ve always been a Kessel fan but when he came to the Pens he instantly became my favorite active player (and coming close to removing Stevie Y from the all time top spot).

93% on board with all your reasons. Maybe 100% but I can’t decipher

Back in my younger years my company moved me around quite a bit on extended work assignments to fix problems, and this is the exact way I would make new friends in each new area. Well that and smoking, being cast to the outside smoking area is an unhealthy but effective bonding experience for strangers.

Put a boooyrd on it.

Sounds like someone needs to get to a meeting.  

Just a new excuse for McDonald’s to not have Milkshakes or McFlurries when you order.

Are you this obtuse in real life or is this just a character you play on kinja?

Not sure this is for me.  I don’t think I’ll even go to axe throwing again, at least not around here. I had one of my axes come back at me (hard throw, had already murdered the target, which they should have replaced, so it didn’t stick) and my stupid reflex was to put my leg in front of it so it wouldn’t hit anybody…

I’ll continue to press the burritos into my mouth all at once, thank you very much.  Now please remove yourself from my lawn.  

It’s like getting hit with a sledgehammer.  You’ve never been punched until you’ve been punched by a big guy that knows what he is doing.  

What? No.