It helps that is my favorite song of all time (for reasons, don’t @ me), but I actually enjoyed that so much better than the actual ending.

Good for you. Splitting the tab equally is bullshit. And I say this as a big eater who likes expensive bourbon and usually has the biggest portion of the bill.

Because he is a self hating “That Guy.”

I literally just busted out laughing.  You’re welcome at my gym any time.

You are right on the money here. I would even add that it allows any moron to become an “online coach.” Not that there is anything wrong with online coaching, mine has the pedigree of being #2 in the world in his sport. Can’t say that about Joe Jagoff prince of Anytime Fitness, Riverside, CA.  

One would hope.  

Ugh, I feel bad for anybody that may have already booked the hotel during this “takeover,” pretty much for the exact reasons you mentioned.

I spent way too much time playing that game at Side Show Pizza in high school.  

This guy literally has no idea what he is talking about. I’m gray but I made a reply to him, you can read it just in case he dismisses it:

How about you go to to law school and educate yourself because you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.

Pretty sure that is going to require this brain trust to know who Nelson Algren is at a minimum...

Tom’s world’s strongest man psych-up routines had more energy (and were more entertaining) than that.

Seriously.  At my wedding those leftovers were earmarked for the inevitable drunken munchies of those that came out to paint the town with us after the reception.  I would have lost my mind on this person.  

I think I am reading the plot for the eventual crossover between the men’s and women’s Oceans movies.

Seriously, I don’t care about basketball at all either but damn that was an exciting video and an epic still they caught.  

I’m not the only one seeing a sharply cylindrical ribbed condom with reservoir tip, right?

Excellent point, though I find it hard to fold *real* pizza in half. Just teasing, not trying to actually start a pizza war.

You are currently needed over in avclub, I’m gray over there and shouting into the void trying to explain the simple (dependent vs independent) statistical probably of being snapped into dust to folks.

Actually, yes. Just because individually each person has a 50/50 chance, the question is what is the chance that the whole class gets snapped. So even though it is happening at the same time we can solve it incrementally and the experiment fails whenever a single person in the class doesn’t get snapped. So you would…

Came down here to give the geometry/physics lesson, glad you did it for me.  My kitchen shears are used for food prep and that is it.