Remember “fruit of the month club” from back in the day? Basically that but for anything you can imagine, clothes, toiletries, dog treats and toys, etc.  

Yeah mine was like that too before I switched to shaving it full time.  I had short sides and the messy/spikey up top and they would always try to set up my next appointment 2 weeks later.  

Not sure how common they are but my Sams added in some self checkout lanes and at least around here it seems people are scared of them.  The fact that there is never a line is the only reason I haven’t switched to the app yet.  

Seriously, plenty of stuff strips rust from metal.  I’m still gonna have oil and vinegar on my salad.  

I haven’t been a member of Costco for awhile, but at Sams Club you can now scan items as you pick them up around the store and pay in the app.  Wonder if (if Costco has this) that is how he got past the registers without anyone batting an eye.  

Yeah I agree, they are just trying to make money, after seeing what my wife goes through with her 8 million coloring appointments that never get close to the color she wants (despite her hair being very receptive to dye) I’m not sure if there are any that aren’t scam artists. I bet as a couple we are tipping the…

Don’t you know you are supposed to get your haircut every 10-14 days???! (/s if it wasn’t obvious)

Wannabe Instagram famous people would be my guess. I personally find those subscription boxes to be pretty worthless with the exceptions of ones like I got my wife as a present that does sample sizes of a lot of otherwise crazy expensive skin care and related things. I also get annoyed by the word curate being used…

Fucking seriously. They (Deadspin) have zero idea what they are talking about and just want to turn this into some anti-LGBT thing.  Granted pound for pound women might actually be stronger than men (even though some would argue it is flawed, the Wilks score for some women obliterates their male counterparts), but…

Very true.  

“They basically said they couldn’t take my check because people would get upset if their child’s lunch was being paid for.”

Yeah and if you keep clapping your arthritis is gonna get worse.  

Cool.

I’ve always wondering about CO. A couple people I’ve known over the years have gone out that way, but I obviously wasn’t around them to know how it goes.  Some places use it for euthanizing animals though right?

Cool.

I’ve also noticed an increase in the number of fitness “doctors” in my feed in the last year or so. Sorry, I don’t trust your pay-to-play PhD from Jagoff Online University with a Cayman island address.

I seriously can’t fathom not retching if somebody set that down in front of me. I’d give at least $5 towards the charity just to keep it out of my sight-line.  I will never understand gross-out foodstuffs/drinks.  

Don’t sleep on weird regional Canadian accents.

Terry Silver swoops in and steals Daniel’s wife who is totally fed up with his shit.  

That last line should be changed to ‘a minor penalty shall be assessed for “making a hockey-move with puck in hand”.’