That piece might as well have a god damned chinstrap.

Ha!

Oh, great. Another Duke hater on Deadspin.

Sorry, man. You beat me by one minute.

You had me at “Grayson”.

Going for the rebound? On a fumble? Whatever gets you through the night, I guess.

I know. You're a racist. Or a self-hating white person. Either way, you should keep your coded bigotry to yourself.

Here.

Loved him as the elderly priest/narrator, when he gets blasted in the head with the basketball while delivering sagely advice to the little malcontent. It’s like when the guy accidentally crashes his scooter into the wall at the beginning of “American Graffiti”. It sets the tone perfectly. Glad there's other Clifford…

Clifford! Jesus. He must’ve spent the whole next day with that “Larry the Scary Rex” song in his head. Underrated movie.

I'm a gray. Can I join? I'm not nasty. I'll just try to make jokes.

Oh, christ! +1

If these five people are still alive, might I humbly suggest that they GET BACK ONSTAGE AND PLAY AGAIN GODDAMMIT!!!

The good news for Titans fans who dislike the pick is that Dorial Green-Beckham will probably stab Mularkey in the neck before they break camp.