That piece might as well have a god damned chinstrap.

Ha!

Oh, great. Another Duke hater on Deadspin.

Sorry, man. You beat me by one minute.

You had me at “Grayson”.

Going for the rebound? On a fumble? Whatever gets you through the night, I guess.

I know. You're a racist. Or a self-hating white person. Either way, you should keep your coded bigotry to yourself.

Here.

I'm a gray. Can I join? I'm not nasty. I'll just try to make jokes.

Oh, christ! +1

If these five people are still alive, might I humbly suggest that they GET BACK ONSTAGE AND PLAY AGAIN GODDAMMIT!!!

The good news for Titans fans who dislike the pick is that Dorial Green-Beckham will probably stab Mularkey in the neck before they break camp.