John Goodman marries Phylicia Rashad after both of their spouses die in explosions. The Conner and Huxtable families merge Brady Bunch style.

I’m fully convinced that cops are some of the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet.

He’s a white guy, so he has no reason to feel threatened by the police or the prospect of being framed.

So he’s a typical libertarian then?

But should REALLY be part of two other states.

As a lifelong Marylander, I think I speak for everyone worth listening to when I say: fuck Delaware.

The CliffNotes for those who need:

Hands down, without question, the One Blade:

Hands down, without question, the One Blade:

Sixers fans were brutalised? Stop your fucking hyperbole.

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.”
-Pants DJ

Also pretty sad when we went years without Star Wars movies that people are already talking fatigue four years into the one-a-year plan. I’d actually be on board for two-a-year. NEVER ENOUGH GIVE ME MOOOOOORE!

Pretty sad when people are rooting for a beloved franchise to fail because it’s not perfect.

I think more people had this on their mind for the long Memorial Day weekend.

Flip the script. If people were calling for W to come in a “fix” what Obama had “broken” there would be howls of outrage. Obama is doing the same thing that W, Clinton, HW, Regan, and Carter all did before him - he’s letting the new guy find his way and set the agenda. Granted, except for Trumps core no one’s happy…

Fixed.

Kizer is 22. A full year younger than mayfield. He’s got an elite arm and athleticism. Going to the browns was futile. Their offense never put him in a position to complete the easier, high percentage passes so his game was boom or bust. Either amazing plays or forcing the ball into a turnover. Imagine Brett Farve but…

I too love Deadspin and their actual journalism is so much more important than anything on Barstool. But this is so dumb.

EXACTLY! I love grilling, but I also REALLY love drinking beer. I’m not making your fucking burger to order.