John Goodman marries Phylicia Rashad after both of their spouses die in explosions. The Conner and Huxtable families merge Brady Bunch style.

I’m fully convinced that cops are some of the stupidest motherfuckers on the planet.

He’s a white guy, so he has no reason to feel threatened by the police or the prospect of being framed.

So he’s a typical libertarian then?

But should REALLY be part of two other states.

As a lifelong Marylander, I think I speak for everyone worth listening to when I say: fuck Delaware.

The CliffNotes for those who need:

Hands down, without question, the One Blade:

Hands down, without question, the One Blade:

Sixers fans were brutalised? Stop your fucking hyperbole.

Bryan Colangelo being taken down by advanced statistical analysis of his burner Twitter accounts is possibly the best example of poetic justice that I have encountered in my life.

“Do what you love and you’ll never work a day in your life.”
-Pants DJ

Flip the script. If people were calling for W to come in a “fix” what Obama had “broken” there would be howls of outrage. Obama is doing the same thing that W, Clinton, HW, Regan, and Carter all did before him - he’s letting the new guy find his way and set the agenda. Granted, except for Trumps core no one’s happy…

Fixed.

Kizer is 22. A full year younger than mayfield. He’s got an elite arm and athleticism. Going to the browns was futile. Their offense never put him in a position to complete the easier, high percentage passes so his game was boom or bust. Either amazing plays or forcing the ball into a turnover. Imagine Brett Farve but…

I too love Deadspin and their actual journalism is so much more important than anything on Barstool. But this is so dumb.

I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

This is what real Christianity looks like. Our peculiar American breed of political stunt-Christianity has been dominating the narrative for far too long now; when so-called Christians declared their support for Trump, that should have been enough for the pseudo-Christian political movement to implode on itself.

The stock market is gambling. Does that mean that it has had a destructive influence on how business is done?

To be fair to him there is this really weird and obnoxious subset of people up here who will beat you over the head with shit like “Hey, did you know that the #3 ranked Squash player in the world....is CANADIAN? Doesn’t that just fill you with Maple Syrupy pride?”.

EXACTLY! I love grilling, but I also REALLY love drinking beer. I’m not making your fucking burger to order.