Joke’s on you.  IT guys can’t afford coke.  

I’m sorry that you live in an area with such terrible sandwich options.  

The need to touch a total stranger’s hair is lost on me.  Same with weirdos who want to rub a pregnant woman’s belly.

100% agreed.

If you grew up here and you write for a living and can’t determine and articulate the answer for yourself, I wonder why you chose to be a writer.

People get so weirdly proprietary about the emails they get and how they get them and impose their weird social constructs (i.e.—”never CC me on an email”) and then whine when they get left off of some communication that they randomly cared about all of a sudden.

I can’t even imagine how many of my co-workers I’d punch if I had to see their stupid faces every single day for seven months at a time.

Fairly typical White Western Pennsylvanian tbqh

Made me remember what it was like to be proud of one of our leaders.  

Been saying this for years.  They are easily the football fan equivalent of BFiB and it’s not even close, right down to the insufferability and barely coded racism.  

It’s not that easy and I’m going to guess you don’t have kids.

GMG excels at petty shit like this.  It’s really the only thing they do well these days.

C’mon, I know there is some dork out there reading this right now whining about the kid bunting and winning the game because HUURRRRR DURRRR NEVER BUNT.

I’m just here for all the whataboutism from touchy Southerners.  

Such an original and brave take. 

Pate totally just wanted to sit there and hoped no one would notice or care. When someone did notice, she should have simply apologized and left. Instead, she smugly acted as if she was entitled to that seat.

Weird.  It’s almost as if QBs are paid that way because way more is asked of them than what is asked of a guy like Josh Norman.  Huh.  

Shhh, you’re ruining the narrative.  Opposing teams are just supposed to let this kid continue to feel comfortable at the plate and hit dongs.  

Imagine how meaningful this would all be if Dez Bryant were still a good football player.

Meghan McCain should be happy a substantive, impressive woman like Soledad O’Brien even knows her name, let alone gave her free advice.