“Scary as shit” had me laughing out loud in the office.

WIN!

LOL! THIS! All day every day, this.

And yet, my only question is:

I came here to say exactly this. This is fucking madness!

I came here to say exactly this. This is fucking madness!

There was no mention of tooth sharpening a pencil. It is both cost effective and convenient, unless you don’t have tooths. 

I think it’s a great idea and I hope it pans out!

I’ll be honest. Even with this explaining article, I’m still confused as to what the fuck happened. I saw green lights, I thought it was aliens the whole time.

Is worth mentioning one should perform a DNS leak test EVERY time they log into their VPN. Google “DNS leak test.”

No. I get dragged to the mall with my wife and I have to walk around for two hours. Riding the escalator is my only break. I am not giving that up. Ever!

No. I scoured online to try to find articles from reputable sources but couldn’t find anything. I assume my friend wasn’t making up stories, he was pretty horrified by what he saw over there.

How original! You copied half his comment and added a remark about him being unintelligent. If I had a nickel for every time...

Does anyone honestly, truly care if Trump is deleting tweets that are misspelled to replace them with one that isn’t? The same message is there for the “archives.” I don’t. 

This. A gun (or several) is a must. During Katrina, gangs took over hotels and office buildings. My buddy who was over there policing was telling me there were dead bodies floating around and laying on lawns NOT caused by the storm. As in murders.

They all sucked except the Chirp one. That freaks me out because that sounds like someone with a walkie talkie who wanted to prey on a young girl. Scary...

Steal from the poor an give to the rich. Sad. Very sad. 

You should get your colon checked asap. That could be cancer.

I bought a house. I failed the money challenge. :(

I think what’s happening to them is shitty... but also...