That’s hilarious. Any car can get airborne at 101 mph if you try hard enough.

I once bought a first year Mazda Tribute V6 with Ford’s “Duratec” 3.0 V6 under the hood. I took it to a quick lube place just for an oil change at some point. The oil cap said use 0W-20 oil. When I asked the attendant why he was using 5W-30 instead of the 0W-20 like the oil cap says, the attendant said it was because…

To Whom It May Concern:

Not the first time the Alfa 4C didn’t sell:

ok i forgive u

Hyundai and Kia are like those parents everyone knows who are together for the kids, but they sleep in different bedrooms and mostly do their own thing.

Hey I TRIED to buy an Alfa 4C. But their dealers ruined that. At least my local dealer only gets a small allocation and they won’t let me use one to custom order one instead forcing me to buy the one on the lot. But the problem there is that they optioned out the one on the lot with $20,000 in optional carbon fiber…

Nice, well written article in the style of the old Jalopnik I loved. Thank you.

I know where you could find one, cheap!

The trend will only stop once all the kids being shuffled to soccer practice in them grow up and say “ew, my mom had one of those”. It happened to wagons, it happened to minivans and it will happen to crossovers. I hope.

Those numbers are significantly inflated by the cartels shipping Fusion trunks full of cannabis.

Jokes on you! Dude golfing was a double. Donald was driving that truck. He’s developed a taste for sitting in big trucks

Penis: COAXIAL CABLE

I want to know who thought those ads were a good idea. Some exec out there making 10 times what I do signed off on that creepy pud and that pisses me off.

F BEIGE

To be fair, that was probably JJ Abrams.

CDS NUTZ

One of the best toolbox stickers I’ve seen read “if you make it idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot”