I said it back then and i’ll say it now:

1st Gear:

I did. I like the S550 Mustang, and the Ecoboost is a fun engine.

I recently (as in last week) bought a new vehicle. The Camaro was on my short list, along with a Challenger GT. The Dodge dealer wouldn’t give me an accurate payment quote so I walked. I really wanted AWD, 300hp-ish V6, and most important - to be able to see out of it. I liked the power train in the Camaro, but…

You sir, need a pay raise.

That would be the worst idea in the history of ideas.

I’m sorry.

Buffalo, Minneapolis is the Florida of Minnesota.

I know in Minnesota UTVs are “legal” on the road except for in the Twin Cities Metro area, freeways (duh), and state highways unless a local city or township ordinance outlaws them. They of course need turn signals, mirrors, INSURANCE, DNR registration, etc.

1st Gear to Neutral:

I can see how that’s confusing for 80's kids.

My guess? It’s for the factory option unobtainium constructed, diamond encrusted revolver rail-gun. Since the only people that will be legally allowed to own a firearm soon will be the chosen “qualified” super wealthy 1% types, and they need to be able to defend themselves.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

The Continental, one of the most stories old model names in American automotive history, miserably and embarrassingly failed. So their solution is to bring back AVIATOR?! The Bush-era Exploder rebadge? What genius focus group dreamed this up?

Wasn’t that what Japan’s reasoning for entering WWII (referring to the oil embargo)?

You forgot “it’s gonna be fantastic!”

That looks like a Honda Pilot with a Jeep grille.