You must not have ever been on Probation and caught a new (trumped up) charge.

So in my Accord with winter tires, if I go the speed limit I can expect a ticket if some cop isn’t getting any love at home?

Not pictured: the douchebro’s flat-billed hat.

Ask Seattle.

They won’t. Because China.

‘...In particular, the site says, in North America, we could see GM scaling back its small car and full-size sedan offerings in favor of more profitable SUVs and trucks, as oil will be cheap forever and ever amen...’

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

I heard those EXACT words from an Acura sales manager back in 2008.

That’s what she said...

COTD

I used to work somewhere where this was abundantly true.

I ALWAYS watch my driving - and my driving record reflects this - but particularly these past few years that the Interceptor Explorer has been in use by law enforcement. The car could be piloted by either a brainless trophy wife or Officer not-so-Friendly.

...Since when does she go to the dunes?

Whats with the bullet holes in the door?

Hell, I’D sign up for that...

That’s true. To be honest I’m a little jelly, that’s all.

If you’re Elon Musk you already have one.

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