I think I just found my wife.

No bueno.

Everyone does, that’s the problem.

Hmm, the same people facilitating the buyback program must also be the supply managers at Nintendo...

That looks like what I think hell would look like.

Dodge Shadows still move?

The company in question is a huge sponsor for PBS broadcasting here in southern Minnesota, so this doesn’t surprise me whatsoever.

Well, until a couple of years ago their flagship facility was in South Minneapolis - home of many dogs and not as many children, so...

Cocaine.

Bath salts.

“...what about the beer?”

8-bit is making a comeback...

Considering nowadays EVERYTHING is ‘fake’, IDGAF.

This post is brilliant.

Ford’s PR head to person in charge of the Twitter feed be like

Something like...hnnngghhhgghhhnhhhhhh

Grasping someone in their claws and tearing them to shreds.

1st Gear & Neutral: