I know how sex works. Left, right, rotate 32 degrees, engage rotor.

Can we not be amazed by his achievements despite the losing of his team? Must every amazing thing he does occur in a winning game?

“Let’s get down to brass tacks, how much for Uncle Sal?”

Have Saturdays become the day on Deadspin to make white males feel bad for the fact they were born as white males?

That thing is beautiful. I gotta have it.


At least I did until I saw its price on eBay. Maybe some day.

I never played it, but I think there were Spartans in it, but I defer to whomever knows better. But Halo Wars was more of a strategy game, a lot like how the original Halo was supposed to be.

That was Halo Wars.

You’re going for the low hanging dingleberries on that one.

So uh, where’s his suspension for cussing out a guy?

Go ahead and ignore the fact that Eaton was jawing at Ventura as he went down the baseline, and the fact Sale hit Moustakas in the head (waaaay closer than it ever got to Lawrie) the inning before, and just make the Royals out as the bad guys.

Though Ventura needs to calm his ass down, he’s too emotional on the mound.

According to MLB that’s the head area and he should get the same 5 game suspension that Herrera got for the Royals.

“Watch the brain man.”

Here’s the audio of it:

Glad I’m not the only one to remember that. I had a lull for a year or two where I didn’t go into a Gamestop, went back in and all the vintage stuff was gone.

Costa should expect a can of beans to the elbow after this.

Replay showed as Escobar was falling and trying to catch himself that, while Lawrie had slid past the bag and was off it, Escobar’s glove hand glided on him. He was out.

SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN SOME PLAYBOYS

I saw the reply of Ventura staring him down after getting a single...yeah, he shouldn't have done that.

Trout, your team was down 5 runs at that point (7 runs now), just sit down.