This is how Royals fans have to survive, doubly so with Ned "I know what I'm doing" Yost at the helm of this sinking ship of shit.

You think the Royals are making the playoffs after that shit show the last few days?

She literally broke in half King! Stop the damn match!

No, it's paranoia if Lana thinks Auriemma called Mo'ne in a plot to bring down ISIS (no, not that ISIS, the lovable ISIS)

Because it makes total sense for a major college coach to call some little league pitcher to congratulate her on a win. Yep.

You win the internet for today, take your banana sticker.

Now this is an underrated comment. Too bad Peter North can't make his fastball any better, only his two seamer.

The Best Dicks in Baseball.

6 out of 10, I went with the absurd and still failed harder than Palmeiro.

Now if only he met his high school Chemistry teacher on a ride along, we'd be cooking here.

This being in the grays is a travesty.

He's got egg on his face. He does not like having egg on his face.

Han ma boo-kee, keelee ka-lya dooka.

As someone who has dislocated his kneecaps a bunch, definitely looks like his kneecap popped out, especially with how he grabs at his knee and seems to want to move the kneecap around. Not many things are as painful, hopefully it's a speedy recovery for him.

And here's the video:

Black Devil Doll, be prepared to feel your die a million deaths.

He hit the BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK side of the mound. Where are my deux deux deuxs?- Chris Berman

This is still horse shit.

So, I keep hearing Diaz is nude in this. Is it "nude" in that yeah she's naked, but the good stuff is blocked? Or actually nude? I just want to know in 4 months when the blu-ray rip comes out on the net.