Given that BMW doesn’t give a shit what coupe, sedan and GT mean, I expect them to call this a roadster.

Yeah, but when are they going to make the coupe version of this? And then the four-door version of the coupe of the four-door?

I would be so happy to see all of these platforms go away. And most of YouTube. It all feeds so much into the cult of personality and obsession with fame. Which have always been around but social media video platforms *really* indulge self-delusion in a way that looking at celebrity magazines in the mid-20th century…

Hey, way cool! It even has a steering wheel for when the wife is with you.

With all skulls on

Ah, this makes so much sense. All those black guys who died first in every action or horror movie weren’t pushovers, they were just playing on Legendary.

Didn’t Steve Jobs already try and get Bond?

See also: BMW 8-Series, Jaguar XJS, Cadillac ETC...

Apple: “Think Different.” “Destroy the Communist Dystopia of 1984"
Apple, Google, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter: “But not too different.”

I mean at least he referred to the car as ‘it’ rather than some other wokeAF™ pronoun.

Fuck you for unwittingly starting the trend of naming kids “Wokebae.”

Shall we crowdsource the perfect feminist Chinese-Caucasian baby name below?

No… THIS is a Safari!

I was thinking the Zoo Tycoon expansion, personally. This game sounds fun (if it’s well balanced and controls well), but I can’t help thinking I’d rather play it on the Switch. I know I say that for every game, but it’s especially true for stuff like this.

The Erasing Bad History So Future Generations Are Doomed To Repeat It Memorial Highway, has a nice ring to it.

as this is the internet, i suspect by this time next year we’ll all be driving down Freeway McRoadFace.

If they had titled the film: Frank Grillo Shoots Aliens and Blows Stuff Up, I would be more likely to see this. I mean, I’ll still add it to my Netflix queue one day but the actual title means I’ll get to it a lot slower.

Shootingbrake!.....Domo Arigato AM Zagato