“It’s an easy way to communicate with friends”

To me the videos are proof that comprehensive state inspections are a good thing. None of the cars in those videos have Massachusetts plates and there is a reason. If I have a wheel bearing with even a little bit of wobble it’ll get an reject. Check engine light anytime in the last 100 miles? Reject. extensive rust on…

I accidentally drove the wrong car once. My wife screamed the entire way home. It was only after I pulled in to the garage that I realized I wasn’t married.

This should be illegal. Creating that much waste and probably having to pay close to nothing to dump it, thereby passing the true cost onto everyone else who has to deal with plastics in our food, medicine, water, etc. If you can’t accurately forecast the demand for these trinkets, then you should have to firesale…

So this girl was like, “You know what will be cute and get me likes? If I buy a great white shark on the black market and then film myself eating it, that’s gonna be so awesome and I will make my mark on the world in this way.”

If you were to make a movie with the American Government’s actual response to Covid, without having lived through it, everyone would say the writing was far-fetched and wildly unbelievable.

Tesla.  You will never convince me that those cars are luxury.  Panel gaps I can see through, horrible interiors, “leather” that is just nasty, seats that suck, etc etc etc.

It’s-a me, Mario, and Afeela like-a this-a name-a sucks-a!

You’re never going to convince me that there’s a real person named “Lucius Laviscount.” That’s clearly a villain from a Gothic horror novel (“Lucius the Viscount”? really??).

But everyone assured me we were getting a black, trans, autistic, quadriplegic Bond.

Johnson talked about how he watched Three Outlaw Samurai and Sahara when he was writing Last Jedi, and how many other writers working on Star Wars projects have that kind of cinematic knowledge to draw upon? The Gilroys, sure. I bet Filoni’s seen a lot of Shaw Brothers stuff. But a lot of the new Star Wars stuff…

‘anyone who pledges to support her monetarily is also a transphobe’ and comments like that, where people say ‘you’re x if you y’, immediately draw my ire. Give me a reason that’s substantiated, not a threat of your perception of me shifting.

If you’re gonna do a fantasy story, you have exactly two choices for the central object: a magic sword or a magic ring. The remainder of the story is generated by AI. 

I wasn’t into superhero comic books, unless you include Judge Dredd and Rogue Trooper in that genre. Never heard of Black Adam. I don’t really want to see another DC or Marvel movie. Just don’t care about people with super powers getting in fist fights. 

I can help! This is my friends dad’s vehicle. He owned a body shop in Texas and built it before retirement. He loved shortened vehicles and they tow this behind a converted bus. They moved to Richland several years ago when my friend got a job up there.

Notes on the Audi Avus Quattro

That may be the ugliest collection of cars I’ve ever seen, except for that Audi.  Guh.

Do it! Do it now! Erect the Great Paywall!

No relation to the 2010 Norwegian movie Trollhunter? If you haven’t seen it, it’s surprisingly entertaining.