Pete Carrol... I see nothing wrong here.

Im claiming Houston Floods as my porn name.

Round up the usual suspects.

"Good for two years?" - Mike Holmgren.

Can we kill the "pretentious" meme in 2015? It's just Drew code for "someone else knows more than me about a given subject, I'd better throw the pretentious flag and begin tearing their argument to peices. " Let it go man.

I can tell you, from first hand experience, that hooking up with a woman twice your age is hot. Initially I was a little weirded out by sleeping with a 92 year old. But I'm here to tell you that once you've had GGILF you'll never go back.

Are we sure this isn't a big misunderstanding? All the Bears said was... "We're starting JC this weekend"

And you guys laughed at me for bringing along my Ronco portable CO2 detector all those years.

I love the World Cup.

Look in the mirror and repeat what you just wrote.

You should have seen him at the gate, when they confiscated his musket.

Ebony and Ivory..... Side by side near the clipboard.. Oh Lawd.. Why can't weeeee...

I thought the bishop in caddy shack settled this nonsense once and for all "there is no God! My name is Fred and I'm man just like you"

You know the reference, yes? My uncle says you have a screw loose...

7 of the 10 on that list are legit MC names.

7 of the 10 on that list are legit MC names.

I'm actually kind of surprised he could get the drugs to his mouth with those T-Rex arms he had on display at the Super Bowl.

The Chinaman isn't the issue here.

Also, I fucking hate the Eagles

Fair enough. I'll take your word for it. Next question... why, taken as a profession, are lawyers literally the biggest group of luddites on the planet? When I read the comments from these BAR exam folks the first thing that came to mind was "they must have screwed it up themselves"