[reads headline] Professional Hackers hacked by Professional Hackers.

Reporter to Thai seal diver. “Can you describe the cave they are in?”

There's that. And enough cocaine to construct an indoor ski resort. 

Customer... “I’d like a bagel and coffee please”

Comment HOF unanimous first round inductee.

We call that a “crazy Ivan”

Vicodin, Dilaudid, Xanax, Ambien and THC.

Youth Ref = Community Piñata

Didn’t they go after Simmons a few years back when he started calling himself Fruit Loops?

I always thought Leia had the best free solo moves.

I’m on the... I just want to get home, sorry your number got picked dude, but act like an adult, get off the plane, take next one along with your $800, so the rest of us can get on with our lives... Side.

Yes it is correct.

It’s a fucking $200 flight to Louisville, NOT Tianamen square, get over yourself.

Counter counter counterpoint. Meanwhile every one else on the plane is delayed because of ambulance chasing Dr. Braveheart. There is no WE left in American society, only ME.

“The Natural” by Trojan

Is that where they’re parking the wagon these days - at the top of the stairs.

Somewhere Earl Anthony is slow clapping this story.

If I told him once, I told him a thousand times. “Take off your socks Dustin, those stairs are slick, probably running at least a 10.5 on the stemph meter!”

“That Ichiho Suzumi was always lying bout his age...”