And that is a summation of the American legal system right there.... "A 5.4 earthquake... it's was terrible... woe is me..." - Jesus fucking Christ, really? I can fart a 5.4.

And that is a summation of the American legal system right there.... "A 5.4 earthquake... it was terrible... woe is me..." - Jesus fucking Christ, really? I can fart a 5.4.

Agreed, Fat Tire is terrible, reminds me of that half-puke you were able to hold in at the party, before you excused yourself and blew on your friends lawn.

His only real mistake was, of course, not having a loaded, unregistered, firearm with him at the time of his arrest. Which, in AZ, probably entitles you to one "whoops my bad officer" per year.

Literally spent the last 20 minutes trying to come up with a Polio reference. I got nothing.

Wait? There is a professional football team in Cleveland?

Jets fans and "Smart Cards" — what could possibly go wrong?

All they are missing is some green and a Space Needle.

On a side note, anybody else really miss Kevin Calabbro and Marcus Johnson?

Los Angeles Clippers at Seattle SuperSonics April 14, 1994 - Final score LAC 101 Sonics 150