Of course it’s on Messi’s person. It’s not like his teammates are gonna carry anything.

Does...Does this man have two watches?!

Have the Knicks looked into this strategy?

Maybe he’s just playing Calvinball.

Take your star you beautiful bastard.

So race targeting by police is worldwide?

Wait. He just kicked it with his first touch? I didn’t know you’re allowed to do that. - Jozy Altidore

Having the sick impulse to call the cops, from the site of one of the worst flood disasters in American history, to report victims of that flood for looting a supermarket; but also: a crime

He better hope this doesn’t result in a court appearance. We all know how much trouble Mayweather has with sentences.

Oh look another country descending into chaos because of socialism, but yes lets continue fostering its growth here in America.

And Robben was given a weak penalty by flopping, and Vidal could have been sent off in like the first 5 minutes of the second half, and Casemiro wasn’t awarded a penalty that was at least if not more egregious than the penalty awarded to Robben, and the Casemiro foul in the 79' came after an obvious Bayern foul on I…

Some people have no choice what name they were given.

That’s all folks, shut it down. Nothing is going to top this today.

“These people have awful names.”

Or as it played it in my house: ‘YES! ...YES! ...NOOOOO! FUCK!’

Can’t wait for Mark Wahlberg to play Edelman in the movie version. The ball will be voiced by Seth MacFarlane.

Jokes aside, it’s pretty big of the vet to admit that he needs a service dog. Not easy to discuss one’s weaknesses, especially on television. I wish him and Six the best.

Sure, Harper’s Spud Webb impression was impressive, but Johnson’s Hank Gathers one was even better.

3 bedroom, 2 1/2 bath, big dining room, big kitchen, bonus room/man cave, big back yard, 2 car garage, 14 hours from NYC. $1100 month mortgage.

so let me get this straight, you’ll publish the duke “fuck list” which completely humiliated and degraded male athletes, but when you have access to the harvard “sexual scouting report” all of a sudden it’s time to protect the innocent. can you explain that? oh, you can’t? oh, gawker was sued into bankruptcy. ohhhhh,…