The Cubs winning the WS would make their fans insufferable enough. Do you really want to give them this, too? Are you a masochist?

Well, when I was 15, usually 4am was for coming down and sobering up at Denny’s or a Greek restaurant.

Counterpoint: Fuck Chase Utley.

Look. I know it’s Bryce Harper and all, but this isn’t news. Everyone knows when you haven’t even had the chance to stroke a dong in a while, when you finally get one it’s gonna shoot the fuck outta there.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

You can’t use your hands, you idiot.

Holy shit Draymond got away with some horrendous illegal screens on the last two 3 pointers by Steph

Two rules man.

A scholarship to an SEC school.

In the history of Deadspin posts, THIS is the one you have a problem with?

I think they just borrowed this banner from Leicester City.

That’s not a bunt home run. This is a bunt home run.

Pretty sweet bicycle kick for that first goal.

Maybe Cheryl knows? ...Nah, probably not.

Nick doesn't realize that not everyone's daughters know how to beat the shit out of another human...

As of press time, Gawker Media is still coping with its inability to identify the fraternity's role in his death.

Crimea river

That picture is misleading to the point of being dishonest. Security guard wasn't putting his hand behind his back, she was leading him away. Watch the video.