Tomorrow we will visit my never married great aunt who hasnt been able to leave her apartment in years. Today she was visited by my uncle and his family. She has a friend who brings her home cooked food almost every day. She has visitors (besides the friend with the home cooked meals) 2-3 times a week (and more would…
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*holy carp!*.... You missed it, barely.
You do you, boo.
Hard pass.
It’s not up to Margaret Cho to alleviate Tilda Swinton’s white guilt. It’s not her job. She is not Representative Asian #4. If Swinton had mixed feelings, she has the money to avoid the role and choose something else. Once she chose to move forward and do the role, then who is benefiting from those guilt feelings,…
I live in MA, but seriously ever single NH plate I see is a fucking vanity plate.
I haven’t struggled with drug addiction, but a friend of mine came into a large amount of money, and then proceeded to party it all away in a couple of months time, doing way too many drugs. I didn’t see her during that time, and was absolutely shocked when I saw the result. She went from being literally the smartest…
The link in the first sentence goes to a Gawker (R.I.P.) article explaining both.
you pull up on the purse strings while simultaneously inverting the stump into the cecum. that’s what i’ve got. thanks tv doctors!
Teamwork!
Uhh. No. Marla didn’t “get her ass knocked up.” Trump knocked her up. Women don’t “get themselves pregnant.” Some tool who refused to wear a condom did.
Many parent on Jez drink alchohol. I bet they’d be suprised to realize that makes them shitty parents.
Dickchoke and the Ass-Cannons is my new fart-themed doo-wop group’s name.
This is a difficult exercise, even after subtracting out all of the closeted, self-hating gay men.
yeah he is definitely in “Why is that muppet made of leather?” territory now.
I’m a white guy and I feel the same way every time.
This. While the complaints regarding Metzger are valid and I’m glad to see he’s facing repercussions for his statements, it is absolutely bullshit that there’s an expectation that people respond to the Internet Mob in real time. Presumably Schumer just fired someone she has (at least in the past) considered a personal…
What an odd connection to make. At first I thought "Oh so you're saying the spirit of love's vengeance killed this woman." But THEN I understood that you were referencing a completely non-related 25 year old incident where a prop gun firing a blank launched a tiny piece of debris into an actor and accidentally killed…
Fuck off Piers, you’re just bitter because doping is the only way the UK stands a chance in any swimming event other than the men’s breaststroke.