villanelle
villanelle
villanelle

What we call pudding is absolutely NOT a creme caramel. We would call a creme caramel a flan. Pudding in the US is typically chocolate or butterscotch, and has a different texture altogether. In many cases we top it with whipped cream. I’ve had a few great versions but mostly pudding makes me think of cafeteria food.

My first thought was AA. Maybe something has made him search for sobriety and he is very much not liking what he sees in the mirror. I realize that is a generous take, and alcoholism is not excuse for such bad behavior, but the fact that the two admissions are linked makes me wonder.

You’re now my favorite Jez-er.

What, so having kids makes your rage special? You don’t need to pollute the planet with more babies to know pedophiliacs are pure evil. Why are parents of young children so determined to be annoying?

Why does there have to be serious thought? If it isn’t a meaningful issue to you, so what?

This is my favorite comment on the interwebs today.

I’m a trauma surgeon and I’m gonna bet she’s full of shit.

He looks like a conglomeration of cells that are desperately trying to dissociate from the whole.

Sometimes I leave cash tips...ok it’s unlikely she did that.

Yup. Also, why not just give the damn kids the money or the cookie at the end???!!!!! It’s not like they auditioned 5 billion kids! She can well afford it.

Yeah but he wasn’t even good at that

I agree with you, and I actually think your analogy is clear. This girl is one hell of a sociopath. 

And what will they say, when they are 31? Wow, kids these days don’t remember when Trump was elected President. Weird. That literally changed the direction of my life (military, civilian, both I would think in unique ways).

A lot of people commenting here have pretty understandably strong opinions about mom’s visitation. Many, though not all, have little child mental health experience. What is in the best interest of the child is not always what we adults think of as right, just, and fair. Children and adolescents who are forbidden from

‘I don’t know Roger Ailes’s precise cause of death but I assume it was “strangled with a chain by Princess Leia”’ -Adam Feldman, Time Out magazine

As always, I finish Shade Court knowing justice has been served.

When someone tells you who they are—BELIEVE THEM. You’re newly divorced, trying to make a connection. If this were discussion with someone safe, it would happen well after you’d met and had some measure of careful approach to the subject. This is not that. I am over six feet tall, not skinny, but a former varsity

This isn’t even a fucking article, it’s a bunch of headlines. Do you even work?

What I find really amazing is the amount of anger I’ve been subjected to by colleagues for my anti-Pats position. I grew up in a Boston suburb, went to primary school with all of the Krafts and used to play at their house. Nothing to recommend about the whole lot of them. The Trump support is revolting. And

Awww, yeah, I is soooo hurt, you win, why you make me cry like that?