Fuck off Piers, you’re just bitter because doping is the only way the UK stands a chance in any swimming event other than the men’s breaststroke.
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Dude. No.
As a Scot who loves Zambia, I’d like to point out I’ve never heard of Ms. Linton.
I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.
Your screen name is accurate.
#notalllatinas think he’s a great monster! Some of us think he’s a flatulant small handed impotent monster who has to wear diapers at night and cries in the shower, who only messes up facts because he never learned to read and only hates brown people because he’s never properly figured out how to tan his skin enough,…
“It Was Never Not the 90's. (subtitle) A Tale of Ohio”
On the upside when one of those bitches tried to physically pull me out of a (Mcdonalds!) drive through window my small stature and the relative height of the window meant she couldn’t tip me over enough to get me out the window. It did not help her that I was…
If it makes you feel better, I would 100% read your memoir/novel.
These things force me to never want to put myself in a position where I have to sacrifice everything.
2016 America: Where a 12-year old boy is shot and killed by the police for playing with a toy and it’s his fault because he should have “known” that people would see him as a threat, while a full-grown adult who rapes an unconscious woman and tries to flee should only have to endure a couple months of jail because…
She’s at least going to be alive in the books. GRRM’s wife made him promise never to kill her off because she’s her favorite character.
I didn’t realize this until I saw your comment and just went down a rabbit hole (pun unintended but retained). Totally fascinating backstory to the novel.
YO WHAT WAS THE DEAL W/ MELISANDRE AT THE END?!
May he be run over by a truck...26 times.
May he always have low battery. May his socks slip down his feet. May he always need to sneeze but never quite manage it. May he shart whenever he farts. May he step on lego.
Hmm. Interesting. Let’s stereotype this and come to a conclustion.
“Fuck. So close.”
Oh and I hope you didn’t misunderstand, I wasn’t really mocking your career, not one bit. Just a bit of good natured ribbing. I certainly don’t have the stomach to do what you do so you’ve got my respect!
I'm on surgical placement and I've seen THREE IN TWO DAYS GAH I HATE THE HUMAN BODY