If a guy could get pregnant by giving himself head, Piers Morgan would be the resulting child.

Every time Raven Symone says something, I think I lose an IQ point. That’s not cool guys, I collect IQ points like Precious Moments figurines!

I needed this. This helps cleanse the brain hurties.

I agree - this post is way over the top. Barring some dysfunctional family backstory, the adult child owes the parents polite behavior (returning calls, being nice) just as much as the parents owe the adult child polite behavior. Unless the adult child wants to break away from her parents entirely - including…

Yeah, the being afraid of being alone thing seems to be a HUGE factor. I would be sad if my marriage ended for some reason, but I don’t think I’d be in a huge rush to replace it. I really enjoyed being single. Love my husband to bits but we’d be lying liars who lie if either one of us said there weren’t times we miss…

That’s relevant to Tamir Rice and John Crawford how, exactly? We have video evidence showing the opposite. Police running in and gunning them down the first chance they get, within seconds. Watch the videos yourself, you’ll see it with your own eyes. Police will take their time to talk down a guy shooting up a Planned…

Ugh. Antibiotic resistance is terrifying.

Project Greenlight is a waste of time.

Right? “I hate the Kardashians so I can have no sympathy for a grieving widow” is absolutely the most disgusting mindset to be proudly displayed during this media cycle.

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Eh, I’m gray everywhere. I was one of the venerable old commenters of yore here, but Natasha VC kicked me to the grays a few months ago for a harmless joke about... guh, I can’t even be bothered to rehash it, it’s so dumb.

True, and fixed, and I apologize. But, counterpoint:

It appears that the problem is spreading across the world.

Law of averages - given an infinite number of chimps typing an infinite amount of YouTube comments, one of them will eventually be (a) non-racist, (b) funny…

You’re over-thinking it. Don’t have kids. Don’t go on a cruise.

Yeah, no. Sure, the person will “get over it” in the sense that they won’t be angry or insulted forever. But memories are formed when you make an impression on someone. If you abruptly say “nice talking to you”, spin on your heel and walk away, you sure as hell are making an impression, and not a good one.

*I require that Joel Kinnaman be around in later episodes.

i assume that joel kinnaman will be around in later episodes

That's a good thing. After everything is gone, you can *properly* season it.