When someone tells you who they are—BELIEVE THEM. You’re newly divorced, trying to make a connection. If this were discussion with someone safe, it would happen well after you’d met and had some measure of careful approach to the subject. This is not that. I am over six feet tall, not skinny, but a former varsity…

This isn’t even a fucking article, it’s a bunch of headlines. Do you even work?

What I find really amazing is the amount of anger I’ve been subjected to by colleagues for my anti-Pats position. I grew up in a Boston suburb, went to primary school with all of the Krafts and used to play at their house. Nothing to recommend about the whole lot of them. The Trump support is revolting. And…

Awww, yeah, I is soooo hurt, you win, why you make me cry like that?

Pretty sure you heard me right, dickhead.

Yeah, except after he cheated on his wife and was all arrogant in his Baba Wawa confessional, all holier than thou? Done. Just, done.

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/donald-trump-melania-trump-knauss-first-lady-erections

I LOVE that people are responding like this!!! BUT, please be careful. Any charges you incur will be at the federal level and sending bodily fluids may actually constitute some form of “terrorism”. I would hate for awesome women to go to jail for standing up to these assholes.

Thank you for all of my future nightmare creatures! Holy crap! 😂

Best of luck!!!

Hahahahahaha!!!! Using the DSM—-IV or V—-as an expert source? Now THAT is rich. You cannot possibly be a psychiatrist, because no MD worth his or her salt would put faith in that book of myths and misrepresentations.

This is one of the stupid fucking Jezebel posts that pretends to be funny but is just a goddamn waste of space. And I usually NEVER say that kind of shit here.

Alcohol is so much more evil than weed

Dickchoke and the Ass Cannons! Now THATS a name for a band!

I just found out that my sort-of-recent ex has ended things with the woman he dumped me for...I’m involved with someone I really like (due to unrelated challenges likely not to work out), and the news fazed me not at all. Didn’t make me happy, didn’t make me feel anything but ‘oh’.

I took the quiz and got a Unicorn, which honestly is what I was willing it to be as I took the quiz! Funny.

whatever revs your engine, burner

Oh I fucking own it, burner

I’m a white girl and I have the same response. I always hope it will be a white man...

Or maybe it's a simpleton thing?