As a long-time fan and watcher of FP I have a few observations/theories:
I think Giuliani was undermining Griffin because she wanted to host the show. She also stopped making sort of naturally funny conversational comments, and started making more obviously written "jokes." One of those jokes got her into trouble,…

Hugh Hefner's granddaughter is so pretty!!

There was a saying when I was in college: You can't spell "asshole" without SAE.

Glad to know I'm not the only one who executed a VERY strenuous eyeroll there.

Yes, I and my entire family are from the Midwest - from Ohio to Nebraska, and it is also widely used there, and it tends to have the either the "that sucks and I'm so sorry for you" or the "that sucks although she should've known better" meanings. Not so much the alternative negative meanings.

Anyone who's interested in hearing what happened to her in her own words should check out "Monica In Black & White." Really excellent documentary. On the YouTube.

That's just diabetes waiting to happen, man.

No surprise that he's also a GOP troll.

I support the banning of fur, absolutely, and support anyone who makes the decision to avoid fur. It is not, however, measurably more cruel to animals than the livestock industry.

"What, exactly, is Elizabeth Warren doing that is markedly more "violent" or demonizing of the opposition than almost any other Senator?"

Elizabeth Warren makes a lot of Warren Buffet's FRIENDS angry with her well-informed and on-point anti-Wall Street talk, and that's why he is singling her out.

My sister and I were driving to Nebraska to visit my mom. We stopped at a Taco Bell on Interstate 80. Let me preface this by saying that this was about 15 years ago, and "Mexican food" was not a very popular choice in rural NE, so the Taco Bell was not busy. We were the only ones in there.

I ordered a bean and…

I guess every kid has that character that they identify with, and that helps her navigate a confusing world, whether it's Wonder Woman or Harry Potter.

Easily my favorite feature on Jez right now.

And what a coincidence, that this couple just happens to both have the same all-encompassing food allergies.

Conversation my ex had with some hopped up frat bro at an English-style pub where he used to work in Chicago:

Bro: (waving menu) Waiter! Hey, waiter!
My ex: Yes?
Bro: I don't understand what some of this food is.
Ex: Okay.
Bro: Like this (pointing)..."Beans on Toast."
Ex: Well, which part of it are you having trouble…

I remember this show vividly because I loved both Bowie and the host, Martin Sheen, who was coming off a very successful role in "Apocalypse Now."

At the end, when the cast stands on stage and the guest host thanks everyone, Bowie suddenly ran up and jumped on stage and stood almost directly in front of Sheen and began…

"(the only album I bought this year was 1989)"

That was my clue that this list is not relevant to me and to stop reading it.

It's the easiest thing in the world to say one's intentions were good. But if you don't examine the motivation for your actions, and you don't examine the consequences for your actions, then you can't truly claim good intentions, you can only claim a motivation to continue to appear blameless in your own mind.

Welllll, I think there's a difference between being a delightfully foul-mouthed tart in a seashell bra, and writhing around in computer-enhanced object-of-desire-like perfection, but yeah, Bette, best to keep your opinions of other singers to yourself.

I tend to cut people some slack when they honestly try to do the right thing. Bragg has that requirement nailed.