I've often wondered if there is a way to legalize personal prostitution, but keep pimps illegal. So, if you wanted to have sex for money you could, but no one else can profit by your decision?

So....they meant that trailer to be hilarious, right?

When I bartended, I used to get all kinds of shit from my boss and customers for refusing to light the flaming whatever shots on fire. I would just say "Here's your drink. If you want to light it on fire, that's your business."

Pretty good, but "martini" and "seltzer" are not brands

I would say that she's surely being goofy/sarcastic, but...the headband just really knocks it over into Earnestville.

I used to tend bar, and once I came in for my shift and found out the owner had booked a private bachelor party. Once the dancer arrived, the guests quickly went from "Excuse me, bartender?" to making rude remarks to me and even spilling their drinks on purpose so I would have to come over and clean them up. I told…

How, in 2014, is any employer foolish enough to tell someone WHY they're not hiring her/him?

My favorite celebrity sighting of all time is Debbie Reynolds, at a restaurant in the Valley, came in and did a twirl while waving to everyone there - wearing a caftan and a large celebrity brooch.

3 stories?? Why would you want to walk up and down stairs while getting dressed?

Wow. LA Magazine has a shamelessly one-sided (his) version of events. They mention the restraining order but don't bother to say why she needed one? Appalling.
http://www.lamag.com/citythink/open…

Amazing. All love to you and your sweet doggie.

A friend of mine worked for BB for a while and I socialized with him a bit in the Dern/Jolie days. He's very very very smart, very astute about human nature, very nice, very generous, and crazy as all get out. I mean, when you're in a relationship with Laura Dern, and SHE'S the sane one...

He made an enemy of Harvey…

Yes it IS okay.

Yes, anyone who grew up around cows would NOT find this demonstration impressive in the least. He could've stood there and yelled "I'm a cow! I'm a cow!" and they probably would've reacted exactly the same.

The cows are cute, tho.

Yes, that, as they say, escalated quickly. And I second everything you said. But don't feel bad, it's completely understandable.

Man, you kicked a hornet's nest.

Anything to gaze upon the beautiful, beautiful face of Tig Notaro.

Look at me, I'm wearing VALENTINO!

TEAM BULL.