Thanks for all the likes. I liked the GT post you wrote.

I have to say that I was not really prepared for the shitstorm my own comment inspired, and at first it really bummed me out how many people did not even try to comprehend a single word I was saying, but then I started to get some thoughtful commenters on both…

That is some "Say Yes to the Dress" Pnina Tornai shit right there

Yeah, it was Depp who referred to the ring 2x as being a woman's ring. Letterman actually was very respectful and not "baiting" at all. I find the description of the conversation in this article to be inaccurate.

Because people lose their shit over all things GMO. Ugh.

Yeah, the Irwindale City Council found 12 WHOLE PEOPLE who complained!

Here's the thing: capasaicin, the active ingredient in peppers that cause, burning, tearing, etc. is MEASURABLE IN THE AIR. And the reason why the SCAQMD isn't supporting the Irwindale City Council is that so far, no one has come up with any…

That's brilliant. Definitely stealing that.

Yeah, that shit was awful.

Another white guy. Boo.

I was just about to post the same thing.

Oh, Nina. Nina Nina Nina. I am going to remember this dress the next time you refer to a Project Runway designer's work as "unfortunate."

You need one of these:

Yes, you call it that and many many many others do as well. I honestly don't know what people are going on about.

Is it too much to ask that the other meaning was intended? That makes me like it more.

Wow. Impressive. I saw a waiter once scoop up the coins a four-top left him after a non-eventful brunch and follow the group out and fling it at them. They complained, and I have to say the manager was pretty cool about it. He asked if they had a problem with the service, but they were just vaguely "we didn't…

Yeah, he's pretty transparent. But, I mean, I thought OJ Simpson and Phil Spector were pretty transparent, too. Spector was eventually convicted, but the first jury was hung. ????

I hope you're right. Evidence doesn't always mean a conviction, but I'm encouraged by the record of the trial judge.

I worked with this guy named Mike, who was hilarious, but he had a temper. He did not suffer fools gladly, so waiting tables was not really the best profession for him. I once saw him tell a guy at a table that if he snapped his fingers at him one more time he would break them. I'm pretty sure that was the one that…

Ooh, I forgot there are no jury trials in South Africa. That does brighten the prospects somewhat. Thanks!

This model's all "No one can see me wearing this mishegas, can they?"

I have a bad feeling that he's going to be let off.