Drew,

Things got really weird when she got on the mound and threw a no hitter.

If you listen carefully on cold nights, you can hear them sharpening the skates......

Huh. Usually when I catch someone napping in my backyard, it’s Gary Busey.

Idiots! Names are made up of letters not mathy numbers and stuff!

Are you sure his name is Parsnips Bazinga?

Goddamned mutant thumbs.

Are you guys aware the British Open is on? Just curious if this is still a sports website.

1. If by “pretty accepted version of the spelling” you mean frequently used misspelling, then I complete agree.

Ah. Like the old joke. How many Pollocks does it take to make a German happy?

This video perpetuates the dumb myth that we shouldn't be doing all we can to murder children and pets.

You spelled "whoa" wrong. Four times.

That’s the dumbest superhero power ever!

I used to play pretty seriously. The rules are simple. The main goal is to achieve “The Queen’s Errand,” or have the most netted balls by the end of the crow’s watch. If the pepper is placed in your path, you have to wheel the cranberry using only the poetic side of your bike. The lines on the court indicate the…

Can we discuss the ridiculous ‘80s hotness of Julie Michaels?

Sweet. Bring on the affairs! I mean the loving, deep relationship that can only develop in a trusting marriage.

The Nike Dry Fit shirts cause the worst odor when you sweat. Something along the lines of BO and corn chips.