Best fishing gear/Father’s Day gift is a puukko knife. Classy enough to be decorative, designed well enough to be useful, loaded with frosty and inexplicable Scandinavian sentiments of honor and respect that reflect a grown man’s often confusing relationship with the man who sired him.

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This is about 3 years old. Can we quit reliving this stupidity?

It is paternalistic, but the NFL needs to take 15% of each contract and put in a trust account earning interest. Far too many of these athletes have no idea how to manage money.

Jesus. I know you were just laying a sick mom burn on me but it may be true. I’ve never seen her eat bush meat but it doesn’t mean she hasn’t. You’ve given me a lot to think abt internet guy

15 min after holding my newborn daughter in my arms, i was on my way to get my wife her favorite sub. #uterusliberationmeal

Why would you ask that? You should tip men and women equally.

Having read these types of articles before, if you’re just an asshole who refuses to tip because “hurr durr, fuck this system” don’t even bother trying to explain your shitty rationale that just ends up hurting people in the service industry. Having been in it at a younger stage of my life it’s not as easy as you…

You don’t need to be coy, Roy.

I ain’t even clicking that

“I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.”

Fat girl gonna fat.

Did you hear about the man with 5 penises?

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet...

One time, I bet the director of a local country club $1,000 that he would slice into the woods. In a very snobby tone, he informed me that gambling was not permitted at their establishment. He followed that up by declaring that he never sliced. Predictably , he then sliced into the woods, which clearly upset him.…