And they have the gall to call them steak fries.

Steak fries or Steak n’ Shake “Steak fries”?

Lighten up, Francis.

I want to see Gronk. He would still go 110% and then shit talk the kid about needing to hit the weight room more.

Always Men at Work truthers.

There are some things you just can't fight. He's six foot four and full of muscle. It would be unnatural if Dellavedova’s handshake didn’t come from and land down under.

Related: can we all agree that Plinko is by far the best Price is Right game?

Drew?

That’s good cross-post-pollinization.

Pat Bowlen’s policy is to forgive and forget.

It’s not just him. Von Miller is silent but deadly.

Love the t-shirt. Classic.

I tell my wife that my body is filled with so much love for her, the farts are my way of making more room for the love.

She feels differently.

Are businesses sponsoring farts yet?

They also thought about implementing a drool tax a few years ago, but the players relented when they realized they’d soon be having to loan Pat Bowlen money.