IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN FALLING THROUGH GRATES JOURNALISM!!!!

* Need to leave house, but neighbor across street is sitting on front porch swing again. WORSE: Need to leave house, but judge-y SAHM next door is out talking to the neighbor on her front porch swing.

Norway the collective team seems plural to me. Norway the country itself seems singular. I think the plural conjugation is appropriate here.

Bravo. Shut this bitch down, you win the internets for today.

50 gallon drum of lube.

Now I gotta know which Aerosmith song is ideal for masturbating.

I think John’s much bigger problem is that he’s 44 and his wife packs his lunch for him every day.

Him calling it her “brown area” reminded me of this

Depends: is the Elephant sucking or blowing?

I knew I should’ve taken that left turn at Auckland

Honestly, fuck every single one of the people in @TonyHarpel’s picture so hard.