Hard to believe that a dude in a 2010 Lakers championship t-shirt is only the second biggest piece of shit in that picture.

My reaction to this list:

I think about the time I basically fucked the Pontiff.

Captain douche nozzle had tried to drive it and made it down his street, ran out of brake fluid, brakes locked up and he hit a parked car.

She’s more than just those!

One of those four is just in charge of keeping him tranqed. They probably had some sort of tranqulizer revolver made specially.

eye agree

Someone has to tranquilize him, and then a crew of four does it in two hours.

There is something just so beautiful about the out of control leap, then the face plant and finally the deflating tail. It’s the best sports gif ever.

Once in college, I went with my roommate to a guy in some kind of snake-related business for some guidance because my roommate’s shitty snake was basically starving itself (I guess from depression—who knows? it was a fucking snake and I am not and never was a snake guy). I have no idea how my roommate found this place…