Did you hear about the man with 5 penises?

The world needs ditch diggers too, kid

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and I make my way over to Tibet...

One time, I bet the director of a local country club $1,000 that he would slice into the woods. In a very snobby tone, he informed me that gambling was not permitted at their establishment. He followed that up by declaring that he never sliced. Predictably , he then sliced into the woods, which clearly upset him.…

And they have the gall to call them steak fries.

Steak fries or Steak n’ Shake “Steak fries”?

Lighten up, Francis.

I want to see Gronk. He would still go 110% and then shit talk the kid about needing to hit the weight room more.

Always Men at Work truthers.

There are some things you just can't fight. He's six foot four and full of muscle. It would be unnatural if Dellavedova’s handshake didn’t come from and land down under.

Related: can we all agree that Plinko is by far the best Price is Right game?

Drew?

That’s good trolling. I award you one Hawaiian Troll Doll.

That’s good cross-post-pollinization.

Pat Bowlen’s policy is to forgive and forget.

Love the t-shirt. Classic.