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Are businesses sponsoring farts yet?

They also thought about implementing a drool tax a few years ago, but the players relented when they realized they’d soon be having to loan Pat Bowlen money.

You got it dude!

I think I am wearing these jeans right now....

IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN FALLING THROUGH GRATES JOURNALISM!!!!

* Need to leave house, but neighbor across street is sitting on front porch swing again. WORSE: Need to leave house, but judge-y SAHM next door is out talking to the neighbor on her front porch swing.

Norway the collective team seems plural to me. Norway the country itself seems singular. I think the plural conjugation is appropriate here.

Bravo. Shut this bitch down, you win the internets for today.

50 gallon drum of lube.

Now I gotta know which Aerosmith song is ideal for masturbating.

I think John’s much bigger problem is that he’s 44 and his wife packs his lunch for him every day.

Him calling it her “brown area” reminded me of this

Depends: is the Elephant sucking or blowing?